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Elite female athletes around the globe are outraged – outraged – we tell you!

You see, there’s a clear and present danger to their various athletic pursuits. And to quote Twisted Sister, they’re not gonna take it anymore!

Now, what springs to mind when you hear that female sports are under attack? We bet for most people, it would be those male grifters pretending to be females and invading women’s sports ranging from volleyball and swimming to basketball, golf and even rugby.

It’s so bad that ex-NBA players are making themselves available for the WNBA draft because neither the league’s commissioner nor the head of the players’ association is able to define the word “woman.”

Of course, the correct definition of woman is someone born female at birth. But apparently the “W” in WNBA stands for “woke”, not “Women’s.” And so it is these dolts are open to shemales entering the league and effectively destroying the purpose of the WNBA.

But we regret to report that the outrage being conveyed by the sporting sisterhood the world over has absolutely nothing to do with transgenderism and everything to do with an… ad for an online gambling website Noviq?

Good golly, Miss Molly, where does one even begin?

First of all, we’re now actually pondering if being an elite female athlete also means you have to exist as a woke bimbo?

With certain exceptions – such as basketball player Sophie Cunningham and powerlifter April Hutchinson – these gals dare not step on that third rail that is transgenderism. Even when shemales invade their sports.

Another thing: don’t these elite female athletes realize that Sydney Sweeney is an actress playing a role here, which is what actresses are paid to do?

But even if Sweeney was a world class female athlete, where is it stated that she cannot flaunt her sexuality? Why can’t a female athlete be both superb at her sport AND sexy?

Or perhaps female athletes losing their marbles over an ad campaign are simply jealous of Sweeney? Granted beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But speaking for the heterosexual male community, Sydney Sweeney is perhaps the most beautiful woman in the world. But it would appear to us that so many other women cannot handle that.

One last point: guess who is most happy about the global outrage? Well, that would be Sydney Sweeney and the gambling website she was shilling for. By female athletes having a hissy fit, we would reckon that Sweeney and Noviq have received at least $100 million in free publicity. Brilliant.

But in the final analysis, talk about misplaced priorities amongst female athletes. Namely, a sexy ad campaign starring an actress makes elite female athletes lose their minds. But thanks to the unholy trinity of diversity, equity and inclusion, these chicks, with a few exceptions, are seemingly OK with dudes invading the world of female sports? Talk about misplaced priorities. Talk about suicidal empathy…