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Isn’t it amazing that what once the stuff of parody is now entrenched reality?

By way of background, the WNBA continues to generate international headlines for all the wrong reasons. Namely the woefully woke cowards running the WNBA are actually struggling with the definition of the word “woman”.

Indeed, the powers-that-be in the WNBA – ranging from the Commissioner to the head of the players’ association – are aghast when it comes to defining what a woman is. Is a woman a person born female at birth? Or is a woman a dude – with his wedding tackle still firmly affixed – claiming to be a woman? Good golly, Miss Molly – it’s so confusing!

And in the name of inclusion, the WNBA is terrified to take a principled stance based regarding Biology 101 because, well, doing so, might you know, offend the lunatic fringe.

And so it is that the WNBA is at risk of having men pretending to be women joining the league. Indeed, ex-NBA players are now making themselves available to be part of the WNBA draft later this year.

It’s downright fascinating to see the WNBA paint itself into a corner. For fear of offending confused men, it doesn’t know what to think or what to do. So it is that we are watching this woke snake swallow itself when confronted with reality.

Did you catch WNBA and player Natasha Cloud having a meltdown regarding a T-shirt worn by ex-NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom. His sin? His shirt was providing the correct definition of the word, “woman”.

Former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom was ejected from a WNBA game after wearing a shirt displaying the definition of “woman.” pic.twitter.com/6CrQvLccbi

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 24, 2026

Wow. Whatever happened to “follow the science”?

Alas, Natasha Cloud is yet another woefully woke woman who subscribes to suicidal empathy. You see, she apparently wants fake women to join the WNBA. And she doesn’t realize that by taking such a stand, real women – including herself – will be excluded from participating in the league. Unbelievable.

You wanna know what else is unbelievable? How about a vintage Rebel News video dating back to 2018 when transanity was first rearing its ugly head.

Now, full disclosure: the video was a goof. We were taking a shot at a ludicrous NBA bathroom inclusion stance at the time. Little did we know back in 2018 that this video was predicting the future when it came to the WNBA. Check out the disturbing video evidence.

In any event, again, what was absolute parody in 2018 is now entrenched reality in 2026. Forget about basketball cheerleading squads going transgender – now the WNBA is open to the concept of males replacing females as players. And yes, by doing so, this would obliterate the ostensible policy idea of the WNBA – i.e., establishing a professional sports league for elite female basketball players.

And folks, now you know why Mad Magazine went out of business in 2019 after being published for 67 years. You see, how can one possibly dine out on satire when the modern world is now way beyond parody?