Fire Rod Phillips! Ontario Finance Minister left Canada for Christmas vacation amid brutal lockdown
The weather outside is frightful⌠but we think that wherever Rod Phillips might be is probably quite delightful!
Unbelievable! Ontario Finance Minister Rod Phillips has admitted he jet-setted out of the country earlier this month, presumably to some place hot and sunny and sandy.
Thatâs right. Rodâs a senior member of the Doug Ford Progressive Conservative government â that same government that told us all to stay at home AND to limit the number of people coming into our homes at Christmastime. But Rod whipped down to Parts Unknown to work on his tan while telling the rest of us to⌠well, to do nothing â or else!
Or else what? Well, just ask Adam Skelly of Adamson Barbecue what the consequences are should a member of the great unwashed masses break a Wuhan virus rule...
But the thing is, sneaky Rod got caught â just like a rat with a big hunk of cheese in its mouth.
Just curious: does this secret vacation make Phillips a âyahooâ? If not, why not?
Yes, âWeâre all in this together.â Except when⌠weâre not. Except when âweâ are part of the political elite. Theyâre special.
But this latest excursion by Phillips is truly egregious. Phillips is part of the cabal that has brutally locked down the economy. Thousands are unemployed. Hundreds of businesses are going bankrupt. But obviously, the Finance Minister doesnât give a rodentâs rectum about that.
By the way, Minister Phillips: can Ma & Pa Ontario businesses â the ones youâre pushing into insolvency â use the good olâ Sgt. Schultz âI know nothingâ excuse in order to open up in violation of the rules, too? Or is selective rule-following a matter of ministerial privilege?
The Ministerâs behaviour is truly beyond the pale. Especially when thereâs evidence to suggest Phillips was pretending to be in Ontario when he wasnât â just check out his own Twitter feed.
So, please make your voice heard.
Go to www.FirePhillips.com and sign our petition. When we receive a critical mass of signatures, Iâll personally deliver the document to Phillips.
After all, we know where to find him. He says when he gets back from wherever heâll be quarantining for 14 days⌠but then again, is this statement a falsehood, too, Mr. Phillips?
Please sign our petition.
Iâll track down this phony-baloney and let him know heâs a vile hypocrite. If he doesnât have the decency to resign, letâs get Premier Ford to fire the liar. As in immediately.

David Menzies
Mission Specialist
David âThe Menzoidâ Menzies is the Rebel News "Mission Specialist." The Menzoid is equal parts outrageous and irreverent as he dares to ask the type of questions those in the Media Party would rather not ponder.
