Get the newest 'Justin Castro' shirt from the Rebel News Store

Wouldn't it be great if we could have a piece of Justin's DNA and a piece of Fidel's DNA and put the rumour to bed once and for all? But in the meantime, we'll just have to walk around wearing this shirt.

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Hey, folks, check out the newest arrival to the Rebel News Store. Yes, F is for Fidel and F is for... father? I mean, it could it be. The coloured half is Justin Trudeau, and the black and white half is a young Fidel Castro... or is it vice versa? It's so confusing. I'm a huge Forensic Files fan.

Wouldn't it be great if we could have a piece of Justin's DNA and a piece of Fidel's DNA and put the rumour to bed once and for all? But in the meantime, we'll just have to walk around wearing this shirt, hinting at a great Canadian conspiracy.

Or is it?

Type in our new discount code SUMMER and if you buy two unisex t-shirts, you get an additional one for free.

Like I said, Justin Trudeau, Fidel Castro, as they used to say on the ABC detergent ads, “Can you tell the difference?” I can't tell the difference.

Click here to buy this shirt.

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