Kooky Richmond Hill councillor/convicted fraudster Karen Cilevitz blames climate change for ruining her music festival

Dearly beloved, let us all please shed a tear, shall we, for that uber-victim, Ms. Karen Cilevitz…

Karen who, you say?

Karen Cilevitz is that kooky Richmond Hill, Ont. city councillor — and convicted fraudster, by the way — who seems to think that she has a copyright on the words, “Ward” and “Five.”

Karen — oh, and what a Karen! — received international attention awhile back when she left a jaw-dropping voicemail for a constituent, Steffi Goodfield, who was battling cancer at the time. Check out the audio evidence on our video — but be warned: you just might not believe your ears.

Well, Karen finally got around to hosting her very own Ward 5 Music Festival. Smashing!

There was a wee problem, however: Karen chose to have her Ward 5 Music Festival at an outdoor venue. And alas, soon after this second coming of Woodstock kicked off, the heavens opened up and a torrential downpour forced the cancellation of the Ward 5 Music Festival.

Awww, man. Karen just can’t catch a break!

Anyway, who does Karen blame, this time, for her misfortune?

Well, she took to social media to huff and puff and here’s what she stated: “We will be back next year and look forward to, perhaps, a different overall format to better secure the success of an event of this type to survive the negative impacts or our ever-increasing climate change reality.”

Climate change? Really?

Yeah, because there was no such thing as rainstorms in July billions of years ago on this planet. A summertime shower is just unheard of! It’s gotta be all those man-made emissions. Keep paying those carbon taxes, won’t you?

Um, sorry, Kooky Karen. What happened to your Ward 5 Music Festival had nothing to do with climate change. Rather, it was simply karma. Big time.

David Menzies

Mission Specialist

David “The Menzoid” Menzies is the Rebel News "Mission Specialist." The Menzoid is equal parts outrageous and irreverent as he dares to ask the type of questions those in the Media Party would rather not ponder.

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