Confronting Samuel Opoku: Thanks to yet another publication ban regarding the nitty-gritty details pertaining to alleged feces-tosser Samuel Opoku, we are limited in what we can report in terms of what is actually said in court.

So we waited outside a Toronto courthouse to ask Opoku some questions after his latest appearance.

Alas, he was very tight-lipped regarding his alleged disgusting crimes... apparently, the only way this man communicates in public is by pouring bucketfuls of liquefied human waste over the heads of innocent people.