LCBO: Liquor thefts caused by media coverage, so the store calls cops on Rebel

So, who is to blame for the skyrocketing theft of booze at the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) stores? According to the LCBO, it’s not the thieves... It’s the media’s fault for publicizing the problem!

I went down to LCBO HQ to get answers — only to be treated like common a criminal!