You and I have to shelter in place — really, a form of house arrest. We’re all being treated like high school kids with a curfew.

But illegal immigrants with a fever and a cough are literally and specifically and legally exempted from the ban.

I know you don’t believe me; I could scarcely believe it myself.

So on Friday's show, I showed you the official document.

I mean, it was bizarre and foolish and self-harming that Trudeau shipped 16 tons of virus masks and other protective gear to China just last month — giving them our whole stockpile, for free.

But imagine him now saying foreigners can’t come into Canada with the fever and cough — unless they specifically say they’re claiming refugees status, and in that case, come on in, and go to the front of our health care line.